Pipeline World

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You can't submit code here. The inputs are a name, an appearance from a fixed list, and answers to the same four questions everyone gets. Joining kicks off a real 7-stage pipeline that validates, tests, builds and deploys your character before it goes live, and you can watch it happen in the build log below. Everyone on this page sees the same runs at the same time. The queue, cache and rate limiting behind it are written up on the SRE Infra Layer page. Pipeline Analytics has the SQL over every run.

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Normal mode holds each stage for a random 1-10 seconds so you can actually watch it work. Fast mode drops the delay, which is what the benchmarks below measure.

Join the world

First name

Last name

Outfit color Head type Body type Hands Icebreakers (everyone answers the same four. They become speech bubbles in Production Town, after the pipeline cleans and checks them.)

What's your favorite food?

What's your favorite movie?

What's a hobby you enjoy?

What's your ideal weekend?

Live build log

What each stage is running, while it runs

// nothing running right now. this is what a finished run looks like
> Ada Lovelace: Sanitize
  ✓ PASS -- format/length/charset OK (5ms)
> Ada Lovelace: Security Scan
  ✓ PASS -- no injection patterns found (5ms)
> Ada Lovelace: Test: Uniqueness
  ✓ PASS -- name is unique (10ms)
> Ada Lovelace: Test: Profanity
  ✓ PASS -- no blocked words found (6ms)
> Ada Lovelace: Build
  ✓ PASS -- spawn payload assembled (11ms)
> Ada Lovelace: Deploy
  ✓ PASS -- written as live (5ms)
> Ada Lovelace: Verify
  ✓ PASS -- read-after-write check passed (2ms)

Pipeline runs

Updates live for everyone watching

Character	Sanitize	Security Scan	Test: Uniqueness	Test: Profanity	Build	Deploy	Verify
Fuck Fuck	PASS (2.26s)	PASS (9.58s)	PASS (6.54s)	FAIL (0ms)	PASS (2.73s)	PASS (8.37s)	PASS (8.98s)
Tester Andy	PASS (7.18s)	PASS (6.17s)	PASS (9.81s)	PASS (9.97s)	PASS (4.43s)	PASS (7.23s)	PASS (5.27s)
Swaggod three thousand	PASS (5.58s)	PASS (4.65s)	PASS (6.22s)	PASS (2.18s)	PASS (3.82s)	PASS (3.55s)	PASS (0ms)
Nelson Koskela	PASS (8.38s)	PASS (5.77s)	PASS (9.99s)	PASS (9.57s)	PASS (2.61s)	PASS (3.18s)	PASS (7.75s)

Fast mode benchmarks

Real per-stage timing, recalculated after every fast-mode run

Stage	Avg	Min	Max
Sanitize	-	-	-
Security Scan	-	-	-
Test: Uniqueness	-	-	-
Test: Profanity	-	-	-
Build	-	-	-
Deploy	-	-	-
Verify	-	-	-

No fast-mode runs yet. Switch fast mode on and join to fill this in.